January 2010
“More importantly, why are we not members of the Anne of Green Gables Movie Club?”
– Alice
December 2009
Something soothing about
the smell of a straightening iron when it’s turned on.
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Your Ex-Lover is Dead
is a pretty good New Years Eve song.
[lieslieslies:youcankeepthechange]
Built to...
I currently have three
tumblr tabs open, one on the current dash, two on prior dashes that I’m attempting to catch up on.
Sorry if it looks like I’m traveling through a vector via my likes.
Christine likes something you posted last night. Also Tuesday morning. Also just now.
I have no idea what time period I’m in.
“When I was fourteen, I lost my Papaw… when I had an accident at school, he...”
– ToshBabyBoo
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“As an English minor, yo my vocab is ridikalus —
and I guarantee you,...”
– Hunt is the next white rapper
The Walkmen - The New Year
I’ll take your...
You cannot declare your own
relationship “grossly cute.”
Like, I’m sorry, but I will decide what is cute and what is not cute here.
If one more person
makes the same post five times in a row, heads will roll.
Nothing quite like
hearing a song that takes you back emotionally — just absolutely pinpoints an exact moment and throws concrete blocks on your feet and anchors you in it.
I just got manhandled by Explosions in the Sky.
Oomph.
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“Thank god I just had a wine cooler.”
– Will
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I went out to a bar tonight
and someone I went to high school with wanted to let me know how sorry he was that my boyfriend Will McCloud had died in that freak mayonnaise accident.
He saw the memorial group on facebook and was concerned for my wellbeing.
Miss Will every day :’(
Lay off me, I'm trying here
Roger: I didn't know you were capable of having legit moments with men that didn't involve Rammstein or being "over it."
Me: I know! I'm such a lady.
Roger: Sometimes.
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The first person in my direct acquaintance
has gotten married, a girl who was in my history class in 6th grade and worked with me on a project.
It’s really driving home how not sacred marriage is.
wEdDiNg PiX 09!
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I hate when people have their ims
forwarded to their cellphone because I just leave conversation windows open for hours with my buddy list minimized, and when they’ve elected the “forwarding” option it doesn’t tell me when they log off in the conversation window.
So I’ll send an IM in total ignorance, thinking that they’re still online, and then AIM will be like, “LOL I JUST SENT IT TO...
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What happens when you are a geek and run into your...
Arianne: Of course I ran into you in a bookstore.
Me: Of course.
Arianne [looking at the books I've picked out]: I could lend you that one so that you don't have to buy it.
Me: Oh, thanks. But that's okay. I'll just buy it.
Arianne: No, really. It's not a problem--
Me: No, I want to buy it. Otherwise I wouldn't have one of my own...
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Arianne: Nabokov? That's pretty aggressive.
Me: It's the one I'm the most excited about, actually.
Arianne: I still haven't read Lolita.
Me: I have two copies, you can borrow one if you want. I'll bring it to the bar tonight.
Arianne: But then I won't have one of my own...
My friend from California
texted me asking where Little Italy is in New York, and I tried really hard to give a descriptive text, but I’m pretty sure I used a ton of landmarks that she isn’t going to know:
In Manhattan? It’s south of Houston and north of Canal on the lower east side. Sort of near soho and the World Trade Center. South of the East Village and Washington Square Park. Oh god, I’m so...
Guys, don't worry, Timbaland
collaborated with Chad Kroeger AND Chris Daughtry on two separate tracks for Shock Value II.
There’s room for everyone at this table.
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I just typed "brolab" into google
instead of Bolan.
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The downside to having
other people in your life is that, even if you have all of your shit together, even if you’re doing a really great job re: being a well-adjusted, healthy, hardworking human being, you still have to deal with everyone else’s balancing act.
Like, I just came home to sleep and eat and maybe read a few good books.
Stuff keeps coming up and I’m like, moments away from just slamming...