February 2010
Wow, standing next to Justin Bieber
really made Ke$ha look like a linebacker.
Shoulders for weeks.
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The Health & Fitness tab in the directory
just brought all of tumblr’s personal weight loss adventure blogs to my attention.
I just followed a bunch of them.
This is going to be worse than the time I decided to follow all of those baby blogs.
“I just turned off the Grammys. I tried to enjoy the rap. I really tried, cause,...”
– My mom doesn’t feel Weezy, apparently
Bands I have never given a shit about and continue...
DMB
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Three more Celine Dion posts until
the entire first page of my blog is Celine Dion-related.
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Celine Dion - That’s the Way It Is
Try not...
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Who gives a fuck about Celine Dion in 3D?
iammattjordan:
Other than Christine Friar.
Who DOESN’T give a fuck about Celine Dion in 3D Matthew?!
WHO DOESN’T!?!?!
If I suspect your facebook status
will get a lot of likes or comments, I refrain from liking or commenting just so I don’t have to deal with the emails.
DeDiCaTeD fRiEnD
“I haven’t seen this many incongruous musical pairings since the Judgement...”
– themattsmith is spouting truth over here
Things I definitely talk about more than I...
how, if I were a dude, I would buzz the coolest things into my hair
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Things I am over:
Lady Gaga
Whenever someone shoots someone
or sprays someone with acid in a courtroom on SVU I’m like, “They wouldn’t have made it past security.”
If I couldn’t bring my tweezers into jury duty, you best be leaving your ghat and squirt bottle of hydrogen fluoride at home.
January 2010
A dude I used to date was French Canadian
and called his grandmother Meme.
It’s pronounced meh-may, which is goofy and fun to say all on its own, but I (obviously) thought it was funny for internet reasons.
He was pretty insecure re: his heritage, so he kept the fact that he had a Meme on the DL for a bit. But when the news finally broke, as someone who completely lacks heritage herself, I thought having a Meme was the greatest...
There's some sort of glitch
in my inbox where, even though I’ve answered a particular message that Alan sent, it won’t go away no matter how many times I delete it.
It’s the one that says “No one on the outernet is like you.”
Built in mantra every time I check muh mail.
svgllmnt asked: i am not amused. still love youthough
Every couple of months I think
it’s a good idea to reactivate my twitter account.
Invariably within three days I remember that I’m way too boring for twitter.
LOL STILL READING MY BOOK!
LOL I LOVE HGTV, WUTS WITH THIS BASEMENT RENOVATION AMIRITE?
JUST LISTENED TO THE SAME CASCADA SONG 14 TIMES IN A ROW. HOW DO U TEST 4 BRAIN DAMAGE?
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Rilo Kiley - Silver Lining
Recently googled terms:
peeing outside
peeing off of a mountain
peeing in nature
peeing in the ocean
peeing on a glacier
fresheris-deactivated20100619 asked: It it bad that I watched the pregnancy pact online since you posted about it and I don't regret it?
for friar
scottfriday:
don’t say i never gave you anything.
Do you think I could get GoGirl to pay me to go around the United States peeing on things if I promise to liveblog it?
You guys, I’m set post-graduation
brb, emailing them.
If I were a man
I’d have a “places to pee before I die” list that I’d carry in my wallet at all times.
Think it through, guys.
You’re only alive one time, and you have so much pee to give.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: man, this ellen barkin thing really got to you, huh?
dig it.
dig it.
I am a really embarrassing person.
Oh so you didn't just spend the last
thirty minutes playing with makeup and trying to recreate a photo of Ellen Barkin in photobooth?
I’m so sorry.
If I'm ever feeling low, it's nice to remember
that there are women out there who can’t complete the People magazine crossword.