December 2010
mikekarnell asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVefG2xuKo
I'm still pissed that Wyclef recycled this intro for that Shakira song. It's probably best that he's not running Haiti, that's just LAZY.
I'm still pissed that Wyclef recycled this intro for that Shakira song. It's probably best that he's not running Haiti, that's just LAZY.
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Important personal brand sub-categories developed...
Spaghetto Fab
They can take away our Loko, but we still know it’s not a party until...
– quoting myself because I can
mikekarnell asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVefG2xuKo
I'm still pissed that Wyclef recycled this intro for that Shakira song. It's probably best that he's not running Haiti, that's just LAZY.
I'm still pissed that Wyclef recycled this intro for that Shakira song. It's probably best that he's not running Haiti, that's just LAZY.
Come at me with that smug attitude again and I am going to offer you my Celtic...
– Will
Someone asked me about whether or not I want to get married and have babies on VYou and I turned it into a buffet metaphor because duh.
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When I get on a train of thought
where I start remembering what a mortifying human being I am (ie: Remember that time you did that thing? And at the time you totally weren’t embarrassed, but now that we’re looking at it in retrospect I’m pretty sure you’re an enormous asshole?) I say, “Okay, shut up.”
To myself.
Aloud.
Telling my internal self to shut up by speaking words.
Sometimes it...
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I just rewatched this and laughed my little ass... →
How to break Dave Futernick's soul:
Allow him to set you up on a blind date with his sweet prince, Mike.
Take Mike to a diner in a blizzard.
Make a bunch of jokes, laugh about everything, and eat a sandwich.
Have a great time.
Plan to tell Dave you both had a terrible time.
Like, a really awful time.
Like, a profoundly, scarringly disastrous time.
Commence the saddest gchat and text convos ever.
Tell him Mike got in a...
Someone just reblogged this post I made a year ago →
and I feel like it withstood the test of time.
This is me reblogging myself.
"Drunk girls in black dresses dancing with their...
or, “The XmAs 2k10” album of every woman under 25 in my facebook newsfeed.
Words I meant to type just now:
heartwarming
Words I actually just typed:
heartworming
bringtheruckuss asked: do you. think. i'm. pretty?
I feel like I used to discover a lot
more music on tumblr a couple of years ago than I do now.
Like, the tumblr of yore was brimming with people showing each other stuff and giving each other stuff and making awesome playlists — but somewhere along the line it got too noisy.
Too many people, too much to look at. The quality dropped, so I stopped paying attention.
Now I feel like I follow people for their stories, which is an...
JIMB is an acronym I’ve created. Jump In My Butt.
– Andrew “My Gift From Heaven” Spena
Oh where the FUCK is my St Ives apricot scrub?
– funniest thing I’ve said today
… quite simply, I was in love with New York. I do not mean “love” in any...
– Joan Didion, “Farewell to All That”
Somewhere along the line, my mother
got in the habit of giving us toiletries in our stockings as part of Christmas. The problem there isn’t the practical nature of the gifts — it’d be awesome to get a batch of relevant toiletries that save you a trip to the pharmacy — it’s the fact that my mother uses stocking season as an excuse to load up on brands and items she loves regardless of whether or not...
I wish I had a minor chronic ailment
so that I could add XxcorexX to it.
XxAsthmaCorexX
XxPsoriasisCorexX
XxRosaceaCorexX
nonwriting asked: I just have - gosh - I'm stuttering - it's just that - I just have such a dumb, stupid cruhhh-cru-cruhhh-crush on you. How you get so fly, huh?