Alien Head drink your juice.
All the dudes I bring home from da club: Hey Christine, what’s that hanging at the foot of your bed?Me: Oh, just a holographic portrait of the Christ child with Mary and Joseph. Dudes: Hot.

All the dudes I bring home from da club: Hey Christine, what’s that hanging at the foot of your bed?
Me: Oh, just a holographic portrait of the Christ child with Mary and Joseph.
Dudes: Hot.

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  4. stryker said: EXT. EL MOROCCO Christine: Oye Papi…
  5. kdrexin said: The first thing suitors see when they enter our apartment is the holographic Jesus picture that hangs in our living room.
  6. michaelfrans said: the hallowed chamber of flummoxed boners
  7. whiskeyandgoatsmilk said: OH GURl
  8. svgllmnt said: if i were a dude that you brought home from da club: DAT AZZZZZ