Drink your juice.

Shane Smith (Vice): And The New York Times, meanwhile, is writing about surfing, and I’m sitting there going like, ‘You know what? I’m not going to talk about surfing, I’m going to talk about cannibalism [in Liberia], because that fucks me up.’

David Carr (New York Times): Just a sec, time out. Before you ever went there, we’ve had reporters there reporting on genocide after genocide. Just because you put on a fucking safari helmet and looked at some poop doesn’t give you the right to insult what we do. So, continue.

It’s been like three weeks since I watched Page One and this David Carr moment is still the only moment in the world.