Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not: Everyone wears black to homecoming. Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted. Tampons. Just… tampons. This is a straightening iron. But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.”  Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970. Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos. Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run. That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”. How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens. What illicit contraband was. How to talk to human boys who are not Sims.  He’s just not that into you. He’s gay. Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine.

Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not:

  • Everyone wears black to homecoming.
  • Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted.
  • Tampons. Just… tampons.
  • This is a straightening iron.
  • But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.” 
  • Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970.
  • Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos.
  • Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run.
  • That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”.
  • How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens.
  • What illicit contraband was.
  • How to talk to human boys who are not Sims. 
  • He’s just not that into you.
  • He’s gay.
  • Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine.
December 12th 2011, 11:49pm
  1. hilariousmysterious reblogged this from katespencer and added:
    I’m the oldest of 3 sisters, and I was the only one who struggled with ANY of these things. Actually, most of these...
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    No older sister for me, I guess I was just a bad ass!
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  13. plushest-of-rumps reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    I taught my little sister NONE OF THIS. :V
  14. girlwearsmascara reblogged this from sequinsandsideeye and added:
    you’re welcome, tosser. although i’m not sure anything on this list applies (maybe the flat iron).
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    i wish i had this advantage -_-
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