I overslept, which means I had weird-ass dreams. In no particular order:

  • letting our long-dead family dog out to poop when he has not been taken out to poop in years, and what that poop would look like. (hint: too big for any single butt.)
  • sleeping four in a bed and the dude three people away starts jacking off cause he thinks everyone else is asleep, so you say “Oh hi I can hear you,” and he stops.
  • SpRiNg BrEaK LA 2k12
  • looking for a tent in the basement of a condo that your friend doesn’t live in but your brain has told you she lives in and spent a long time taking you on a tour of because your friend lives in a condo mansion and you, apparently, live in a tent that you can’t find.
  • the math and logistics of sleeping with a really, really tall person.
  • teaching a class of small children how to read using seeds you’ve spat out from an orange you’re eating at your desk.
  • having sunburn and convincing yourself it’s okay to go out to lunch anyway, but surprise! the restaurant is outside and now you have even more sunburn on top of your sunburn.

January 21st 2012, 7:39am
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