- Dad: Just try not to be... negative.
- Me: I'm not negative!
- Dad: You're kind of negative.
- Me: I'm decisive. Wait. This is fascinating. I'm not negative.
- Dad: Christine.
- Me: Am I nuts? Why waste people's time with bullshit when you can just give them facts?
- Dad: People like their facts to be framed. Ya know? Like, you can say a shitty thing, but wrap it up in a croissant. Make it a pig in a blanket.
- Me: This is awful.
- Dad: It shouldn't be stressful. Just be nice.
- Me: I AM NICE!
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vladimirblue said:
Same. Jake and I have this conversation often.
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