slightlyshy asked: But what if you die in a freak accident and we NEVER find out who the dildo belonged to?

I love that this is what would feel unresolved after my untimely death. It was, in fact, a vibrator, and there’s like a 99.99% chance it belonged to an extended family member who had visited that week. I won’t say any more than that because who knows who’s listening.

January 30th 2012, 11:48pm
  1. hummingnerd said: Just… Don’t ever die.
  2. joaniepepperoni said: Let’s just start leaving vibrators on everyone’s kitchen counters just to see what happens.
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