• [There is a Green Peace volunteer outside a health food store as I am walking past.]
  • Him: Question: dolphin or orangutan? Which one do you save?
  • Me [smiling, still walking]: Neither.
  • Him [shouting to my back as I round a corner]: No! Both! The answer was "both"!
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