I hope to one day accomplish something in my life that warrants an Edible Arrangement. The stress would start immediately after it was unwrapped. “SOMEONE EAT THE MELON! QUICK! I’M NOT KIDDING, HELP YOURSELVES!”

I hope to one day accomplish something in my life that warrants an Edible Arrangement.

The stress would start immediately after it was unwrapped.

“SOMEONE EAT THE MELON! QUICK! I’M NOT KIDDING, HELP YOURSELVES!”

April 14th 2010, 10:46am
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  4. annahell said: I’ve noticed that too. They have some with chocolate, but that there is a lot of fruit pressure. I wouldn’t feel bad about telling the asshole that brought it, “Just so you know, you’re not leaving until this is gone.”
  5. iamsosorry said: The thing about Edible Arrangements: the fruit has to be underripe to hold its shape. I’d rather just get a basket from the Farmer’s Market and a decorative fern, you know? Call me a Practical Pat if you must.
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    It’s all I’ve ever REALLY asked for....just want a fucking bouquet of chocolate covered...
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